Saturday, April 13, 2013

The Worst Pickup Line I've Ever Heard

Short post today. Kiddo and I are battling a stomach virus.

Anyway, the worst pickup line I've ever heard:


Guy says: Hi. I'm an aerospace engineer.

You say: Great.

Guy says: If something's wrong with your airplane, give me a call.

(Slickly slides you his business card.)

You say: Okay. Thanks.

You think:  

I'm sure when the airplane is going may-day, and I'm screaming for my life, you'll be the first person I call.

It's like saying: hi, I'm a heart surgeon. Give me a call if you have a heart attack.

Yeah - Effing - Right.





Have a happy weekend!


        

15 comments:

  1. actually I must admit that I haven't heard any bad pick up lines, not even when I was teenager. The man here are very charming especially when they want to be:)

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  2. I've never heard this one before, but it did give me a laugh! Some chat up lines re ridiculous, loved this feature :) Enjoy your weekend

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  3. Typical men. ;) What a funny post.


    Glamupyourlifestyle.blogspot.de

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  4. Aw hope you get better! Yep that's definitely not a great one haha x

    http://www.bowtiedbeauty.blogspot.com/

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  5. That's a humblebrag if I ever heard one. Feel better!

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  6. Have a nice weekend also! Feel better

    xo marie
    http://nyorkeratheart.blogspot.com

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  7. get well soon!

    ps: my blog has moved! visit me at www.loveminnie.com :)

    xoxo

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  8. Aw I hope you and your kiddo will feel better soon! Stomach viruses are no fun! Neither are terrible pickup lines. Lol.

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  9. ha ha...have a funny weekend!

    shylu
    www.sweetnshy.com

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  10. :D Hah, I think he meant that the airplane was just a metaphor for something else...something more kinky :D But I agree, both ways is stupid :D

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  11. I hope you feel better soon...
    And I've heard worse lines the kind that you stare with a WTF! face

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  12. I hope you're feeling better! I've had that and it was no fun. Yeah, that's a terrible pick up line.

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  13. LOL! Love the snappy comeback.

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  14. Just saw this post today
    LOL about the engingeer! ugh!

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  15. Haha! I can't believe someone actually said that!

    xo

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