Thursday, July 11, 2013

Summer Time Skin Savers (Skin Care Blog Post)

Warning! Today's Skin Care Blog Post contains explicit vocabulary, and may not be suitable for children.

35 - it's so far away.

I felt enormous pity for Carrie Bradshaw when she turned 35 on an episode of Sex and the City, but a great deal of relief for myself. It'll be forever til' I become that old, right?

My turn came too soon.

Then I realized how pitiful 35 truly is.

Years of sleep deprivation, dehydration and poor nutrition all seemed to emerge overnight--the night of my birthday, that is.

Oh f*ck me hard! What happened to my skin! I've got craters, and blotches, and holes and stuff. 

Well, haha. This girlie got served! (With a piece of humble pie.)

While everyone's out bronzing in the sun, like I used to every day in the summer, I'm the homely mother-f*cker under a colossal hat, piling sunscreen on every body part.

And I mean EVERY body part. I spent five minutes applying sunscreen on my toes today, before realizing what a paranoid weirdo I've turned into.

Not worried yet? You'll be 35 too someday.

And you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. But if you want to be less pitiful than I am, then don't do what I did, and be more thoughtful about skin care.

Especially in the summer.


Thanks again for reading.


And putting up with my vulgar choice of words today.

(We all rant occasionally, right?)

Happy Hump Day!


  1. Great selection of products! xxxx

  2. Dont miss too much to 35 for me as well and I appreciate so much your tips! But you dont have to worry at all about your skin, is truly beautiful and smooth! xo

  3. I think your skin does look great, anyway it's true we should all worry about it, especially about sunscreen, I am quite good at protecting my skin but it's fragile especially around my eyes...Kisses

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  5. 35 is coming way to soon for me and I am freaking out! Now that I am getting older I have become much more conscious of my skin. I only wish I had done so earlier.
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