Summer Time Skin Savers (Skin Care Blog Post)

Warning! Today's Skin Care Blog Post contains explicit vocabulary, and may not be suitable for children.
 

35 - it's so far away.

I felt enormous pity for Carrie Bradshaw when she turned 35 on an episode of Sex and the City, but a great deal of relief for myself. It'll be forever til' I become that old, right?

My turn came too soon.

Then I realized how pitiful 35 truly is.

Years of sleep deprivation, dehydration and poor nutrition all seemed to emerge overnight--the night of my birthday, that is.

Oh f*ck me hard! What happened to my skin! I've got craters, and blotches, and holes and stuff. 

Well, haha. This girlie got served! (With a piece of humble pie.)

While everyone's out bronzing in the sun, like I used to every day in the summer, I'm the homely mother-f*cker under a colossal hat, piling sunscreen on every body part.

And I mean EVERY body part. I spent five minutes applying sunscreen on my toes today, before realizing what a paranoid weirdo I've turned into.

Not worried yet? You'll be 35 too someday.

And you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. But if you want to be less pitiful than I am, then don't do what I did, and be more thoughtful about skin care.

Especially in the summer.
 

Summer Time Skin Savers by thegirlieblog-author featuring givenchy

 

Thanks again for reading.

 

And putting up with my vulgar choice of words today.

(We all rant occasionally, right?)

Happy Hump Day!